1 00:00:38,467 --> 00:00:40,600 Mr. Anderson, I will pop him in the choppers. 2 00:00:40,700 --> 00:00:41,867 You must be fast. 3 00:00:41,967 --> 00:00:44,233 I'll be kicking you out the.. 4 00:00:50,400 --> 00:00:51,933 Come on. What's going on here? 5 00:00:52,033 --> 00:00:53,167 What's all this about? 6 00:00:53,267 --> 00:00:54,733 They're having a religious discussion. 7 00:00:54,833 --> 00:00:55,733 Yes. 8 00:00:55,833 --> 00:00:58,567 Well everyone sit down, please. 9 00:00:58,667 --> 00:01:01,567 I will not have this sort of behavior in the classroom. 10 00:01:01,667 --> 00:01:04,133 He's saying rude things about Allah. 11 00:01:04,233 --> 00:01:06,200 And you are saying rude things about my case. 12 00:01:06,300 --> 00:01:07,600 Yes. 13 00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:08,533 Well in the future kindly keep your differences to yourselves. 14 00:01:08,633 --> 00:01:09,500 Now shake hands. 15 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:10,567 Oh, no. 16 00:01:10,667 --> 00:01:12,600 I'm not shaking hands with an infidel. 17 00:01:12,700 --> 00:01:14,067 Ali, shake hands. 18 00:01:14,167 --> 00:01:16,300 But he's the one who started it any. 19 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:20,467 I'm only giving him titty for tatty. 20 00:01:20,567 --> 00:01:21,900 Tit for tat. 21 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,300 Yes, please. 22 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:25,600 I don't care who started it. 23 00:01:25,700 --> 00:01:27,933 Shake hands. 24 00:01:28,033 --> 00:01:29,333 OK. 25 00:01:29,433 --> 00:01:30,400 Ranjeet. 26 00:01:30,500 --> 00:01:33,033 I cannot shake the hand to a barbarian. 27 00:01:33,133 --> 00:01:34,967 Well either you shake hands or go home. 28 00:01:35,067 --> 00:01:36,500 It's entirely up to you. 29 00:01:41,267 --> 00:01:43,833 Sit down and pay attention everybody. 30 00:01:43,933 --> 00:01:44,867 Please. 31 00:01:44,967 --> 00:01:46,633 Pay attention. 32 00:01:54,100 --> 00:01:55,833 Attention. Here we are. 33 00:02:01,033 --> 00:02:01,933 No, Zultan. 34 00:02:02,033 --> 00:02:03,033 It's not that sort of attention. 35 00:02:03,133 --> 00:02:04,833 It means to attend, to listen. 36 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:11,300 Hey, He no speak very good. 37 00:02:11,400 --> 00:02:12,733 No, I would like you all to help 38 00:02:12,833 --> 00:02:15,900 Zultan to grasp a few rudiments of the English language. 39 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:16,933 Excuse please. 40 00:02:17,033 --> 00:02:18,033 Yes, Ingrid. 41 00:02:18,133 --> 00:02:20,700 What is rudiment? 42 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:23,333 Can anybody tell Ingrid what I mean by teaching Zultan 43 00:02:23,433 --> 00:02:26,200 some rudiments of English? - Sure. 44 00:02:26,300 --> 00:02:30,333 You want us to tell him a few naughty jokes. 45 00:02:30,433 --> 00:02:31,133 No, Giovanni. 46 00:02:31,233 --> 00:02:33,533 Just English conversation. 47 00:02:33,633 --> 00:02:38,333 We will learning to speak English as good as what we dos. 48 00:02:38,433 --> 00:02:39,767 Well on second thought, perhaps it's 49 00:02:39,867 --> 00:02:41,067 not such a good idea after all. Right. 50 00:02:41,167 --> 00:02:42,367 Come on let's get cracking. 51 00:02:42,467 --> 00:02:43,867 Questions and answers tonight. 52 00:02:44,867 --> 00:02:46,167 Come on. 53 00:02:46,267 --> 00:02:48,600 Remember you're here to learn, not enjoy yourselves. 54 00:02:48,700 --> 00:02:49,500 Juan. 55 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:50,267 S , senor. 56 00:02:50,367 --> 00:02:52,567 What is a colloquialism? 57 00:02:52,667 --> 00:02:55,333 It's a long word. 58 00:02:55,433 --> 00:02:57,500 Yes, but what does it mean? 59 00:02:57,600 --> 00:03:02,867 It means, I don't know what it means. 60 00:03:02,967 --> 00:03:04,567 It's another word for slang. 61 00:03:05,833 --> 00:03:06,667 Slang. 62 00:03:06,767 --> 00:03:08,733 Ah, like a broken arm. 63 00:03:08,833 --> 00:03:09,633 Broken arm? 64 00:03:09,733 --> 00:03:10,933 S . 65 00:03:11,033 --> 00:03:13,933 When you break an arm, you put it in a slang. 66 00:03:14,033 --> 00:03:15,500 That's a sling. 67 00:03:15,600 --> 00:03:16,400 Ah. 68 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:17,400 Thought I-- 69 00:03:17,500 --> 00:03:19,533 Colloquialism is a term applied 70 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:23,467 to words used in everyday English that are not literary. 71 00:03:23,567 --> 00:03:24,400 Understand? 72 00:03:24,500 --> 00:03:25,733 No. 73 00:03:25,833 --> 00:03:29,200 Well, I suggest you study chapter 9, vocabulary. 74 00:03:30,967 --> 00:03:32,200 Taro. 75 00:03:34,633 --> 00:03:36,600 Rephrase the following sentence. 76 00:03:36,700 --> 00:03:39,033 The lawn needs cutting badly. 77 00:03:39,133 --> 00:03:45,200 The lawna needso cuttingbo goodly. 78 00:03:45,300 --> 00:03:48,500 No, Taro. The lawn badly needs cutting. 79 00:03:51,433 --> 00:03:54,333 What is the future of the verb, I sleep. 80 00:03:54,433 --> 00:03:55,267 I wake. 81 00:03:58,067 --> 00:03:59,367 No, Anna. 82 00:03:59,467 --> 00:04:02,733 The future of I sleep is I am going to sleep. 83 00:04:02,833 --> 00:04:03,667 Ya. 84 00:04:03,767 --> 00:04:07,700 And after I sleep, I wake. 85 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:08,733 Giovanni. 86 00:04:08,833 --> 00:04:10,000 S . 87 00:04:10,100 --> 00:04:13,933 Give me a sentence using the word, deliver. 88 00:04:14,033 --> 00:04:15,333 That's easy. 89 00:04:15,433 --> 00:04:18,567 Too much vino is no good for deliver. 90 00:04:24,700 --> 00:04:25,533 Are you serious? 91 00:04:25,633 --> 00:04:26,333 Sure. 92 00:04:26,433 --> 00:04:28,500 I read it in the newspaper. 93 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:31,733 Yeah, well I suggest you study the chapter on spelling. 94 00:04:31,833 --> 00:04:34,100 Okey cokey. 95 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:38,967 Max, decline the verb, to write. 96 00:04:39,067 --> 00:04:41,367 I write, he write. 97 00:04:41,467 --> 00:04:43,367 Wrong. 98 00:04:43,467 --> 00:04:44,133 OK. 99 00:04:44,233 --> 00:04:45,400 I right, he wrong. 100 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:52,600 I write, he writes, she writes. 101 00:04:52,700 --> 00:04:55,167 Concentrate on your verbs. 102 00:04:55,267 --> 00:04:55,900 OK. 103 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:56,867 Ali. 104 00:04:56,967 --> 00:04:58,500 Yes please. 105 00:04:58,600 --> 00:04:59,800 Spell chemist. 106 00:04:59,900 --> 00:05:02,533 Oh blimey. 107 00:05:02,633 --> 00:05:04,933 K, E, M. 108 00:05:05,033 --> 00:05:07,867 Chemist does not begin with a K. 109 00:05:07,967 --> 00:05:10,867 It sounds like it begins with K. 110 00:05:10,967 --> 00:05:12,233 CH. 111 00:05:12,333 --> 00:05:15,367 That is making it chemist. 112 00:05:15,467 --> 00:05:16,133 No. 113 00:05:16,233 --> 00:05:18,833 The CH is pronounced kuh. 114 00:05:18,933 --> 00:05:20,900 Ah, now I'm understanding. 115 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:22,833 C H is kuh. 116 00:05:22,933 --> 00:05:23,867 Yes. 117 00:05:23,967 --> 00:05:25,233 Oh blimey. 118 00:05:25,333 --> 00:05:27,867 Then last night I'm eating a sandwik 119 00:05:27,967 --> 00:05:29,633 with keys and. 120 00:05:33,467 --> 00:05:35,533 It's not a hard and fast rule, Ali. 121 00:05:35,633 --> 00:05:38,800 You need to study the chapter on consonants. 122 00:05:38,900 --> 00:05:39,767 Jolly good. 123 00:05:39,867 --> 00:05:42,033 Daniel. 124 00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:45,300 Give me another word for obnoxious. 125 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:46,833 Swedish. 126 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:53,367 Come on. 127 00:05:53,467 --> 00:05:54,933 Ranjeet. 128 00:05:55,033 --> 00:05:57,633 If something that is black is blackish, 129 00:05:57,733 --> 00:05:58,933 what is something that is red? 130 00:05:59,033 --> 00:06:00,033 A book. 131 00:06:03,467 --> 00:06:04,533 Reddish. 132 00:06:04,633 --> 00:06:05,933 1,000 apologies. 133 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:07,967 But you're right, they are red. 134 00:06:08,067 --> 00:06:08,933 What are? 135 00:06:09,033 --> 00:06:09,867 Radishes. 136 00:06:09,967 --> 00:06:12,467 I like them very much. 137 00:06:12,567 --> 00:06:14,100 It's radishes. 138 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:16,733 Another 1,000 apologies. 139 00:06:16,833 --> 00:06:20,133 Su-Lee, what is a green belt? 140 00:06:20,233 --> 00:06:23,867 What you wear with your green dress. 141 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:28,133 A green belt is an area of land on which 142 00:06:28,233 --> 00:06:29,333 you are not allowed to build. 143 00:06:33,133 --> 00:06:38,433 Jamila, what is the past tense of I ride? 144 00:06:38,533 --> 00:06:41,467 Excuse, master D. I no hear question. 145 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:45,567 What is the past tense of I ride. 146 00:06:45,667 --> 00:06:49,000 I like better when I no hear question. 147 00:06:49,100 --> 00:06:50,567 Move along, Jamila. 148 00:06:50,667 --> 00:06:52,533 I ride. 149 00:06:52,633 --> 00:06:53,800 I ride it. 150 00:06:53,900 --> 00:06:55,133 Rode. 151 00:06:55,233 --> 00:06:59,133 Ah, I ride it on road. 152 00:06:59,233 --> 00:07:02,700 The past tense of I ride is I rode. 153 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:07,100 Ingrid, what is the meaning of the word, illiterate? 154 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:10,233 Someone who is knowing language not. 155 00:07:10,333 --> 00:07:13,533 At last, someone has answered a question correctly. 156 00:07:13,633 --> 00:07:15,033 Well done, Ingrid. 157 00:07:15,133 --> 00:07:16,900 The question was easy. 158 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,267 Easy as yours was. 159 00:07:18,367 --> 00:07:20,167 Listen how she speaks the English. 160 00:07:20,267 --> 00:07:22,700 All backwards to front. 161 00:07:22,800 --> 00:07:24,100 That won't do, girls. 162 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:26,033 Come on, Ingrid deserves to be complimented. 163 00:07:26,133 --> 00:07:28,900 She's the only one to answer a question correctly. 164 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:33,667 Hey, you not ask Zultan anything yet. 165 00:07:33,767 --> 00:07:35,500 Well, I hardly think you'll understand the question, 166 00:07:35,600 --> 00:07:36,833 let alone be able to give an answer. 167 00:07:36,933 --> 00:07:38,900 Please. 168 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:39,867 What is this? 169 00:07:39,967 --> 00:07:41,433 It's. 170 00:07:41,533 --> 00:07:42,367 Book. 171 00:07:42,467 --> 00:07:43,767 Ah, book. 172 00:07:43,867 --> 00:07:44,700 Good. 173 00:07:44,800 --> 00:07:45,933 What is that? 174 00:07:46,033 --> 00:07:46,900 Window. 175 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:48,067 Window. 176 00:07:48,167 --> 00:07:49,633 - Door. - Door. 177 00:07:49,733 --> 00:07:50,800 Very good. 178 00:07:50,900 --> 00:07:53,433 Now, what is this? 179 00:07:53,533 --> 00:07:56,267 Window. 180 00:07:56,367 --> 00:07:58,000 Book. 181 00:07:58,100 --> 00:07:59,567 What is that? 182 00:07:59,667 --> 00:08:00,500 Door. 183 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:03,267 Window. 184 00:08:03,367 --> 00:08:04,000 Door. 185 00:08:04,100 --> 00:08:06,067 Good. 186 00:08:06,167 --> 00:08:07,133 Crumpet. 187 00:08:12,867 --> 00:08:15,967 If this is an example of your teaching methods, 188 00:08:16,067 --> 00:08:18,333 Mr. Brown I am not amused. 189 00:08:18,433 --> 00:08:21,967 It's probably something he picked up from Giovanni. 190 00:08:22,067 --> 00:08:24,500 Well I came in to ask you about the coach trip. 191 00:08:24,600 --> 00:08:25,533 What coach trip? 192 00:08:25,633 --> 00:08:27,467 Don't you ever read the notice boards? 193 00:08:27,567 --> 00:08:28,633 Oh, yes. 194 00:08:28,733 --> 00:08:30,000 Well occasionally. 195 00:08:30,100 --> 00:08:31,700 Not listen, everybody. 196 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:34,267 For the past two weeks there has been a notice on the board 197 00:08:34,367 --> 00:08:37,467 to the effect that Mrs. Hunter, our history teacher, 198 00:08:37,567 --> 00:08:39,600 is organizing her annual coach trip 199 00:08:39,700 --> 00:08:41,167 to a stately home for Sunday. 200 00:08:41,267 --> 00:08:44,767 We are going to Barclay Hall, the ancestral home of Humphrey 201 00:08:44,867 --> 00:08:47,100 Earl of Barclay, which is renowned 202 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:49,500 for its remarkable collection of tapestries 203 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:51,267 and ancient manuscripts. 204 00:08:51,367 --> 00:08:52,400 Now who would like to go? 205 00:08:54,933 --> 00:08:56,500 Don't you want to go? 206 00:08:57,733 --> 00:08:59,533 I'm afraid he doesn't understand much English. 207 00:08:59,633 --> 00:09:00,467 Well put his name down. 208 00:09:00,567 --> 00:09:01,867 It'll do him good. 209 00:09:01,967 --> 00:09:03,900 The tickets are one pound 50 each. 210 00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:05,267 You can collect the money. 211 00:09:05,367 --> 00:09:07,633 And I shall expect you to come along, of course. 212 00:09:07,733 --> 00:09:08,533 Are you going? 213 00:09:08,633 --> 00:09:09,667 Naturally. 214 00:09:09,767 --> 00:09:11,300 Well I had planned to do something on Sunday. 215 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:12,067 Cancel it. 216 00:09:12,167 --> 00:09:13,567 Well I don't think I can. 217 00:09:13,667 --> 00:09:18,433 I shall expect you to be here on Sunday at 12:00 sharp. 218 00:09:18,533 --> 00:09:20,567 Good morning, everyone. 219 00:09:20,667 --> 00:09:21,667 Are the others on the coach? 220 00:09:21,767 --> 00:09:23,200 They haven't arrived. 221 00:09:23,300 --> 00:09:24,000 Not yet. 222 00:09:24,100 --> 00:09:25,100 Morning everybody. 223 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:27,933 everybody. 224 00:09:28,033 --> 00:09:28,933 What is all this? 225 00:09:29,033 --> 00:09:30,067 It's beer. 226 00:09:30,167 --> 00:09:31,167 We are not driving. 227 00:09:31,267 --> 00:09:33,100 So we can be drinking. 228 00:09:33,200 --> 00:09:34,333 Should we have the first one now? 229 00:09:34,433 --> 00:09:35,900 No, we won't have at the first one now. 230 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:37,800 Please, get on the coach everyone. 231 00:09:37,900 --> 00:09:38,700 We can't. 232 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:39,700 Why not? 233 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:40,967 You're only short one coach. 234 00:09:41,067 --> 00:09:42,600 Ms. Courtney's in there now sorting it out. 235 00:09:45,933 --> 00:09:47,567 What did the man say, Ms. Courtney? 236 00:09:47,667 --> 00:09:50,067 The man said you only ordered one coach. 237 00:09:50,167 --> 00:09:51,367 That's not true. 238 00:09:51,467 --> 00:09:53,833 I definitely ordered two coaches. 239 00:09:53,933 --> 00:09:56,833 Typical male inefficiency. 240 00:09:56,933 --> 00:09:58,400 Is there a problem? - Yes. 241 00:09:58,500 --> 00:10:01,133 We're a coach missing. - Can't they send one down? 242 00:10:01,233 --> 00:10:02,633 They haven't got another one. 243 00:10:02,733 --> 00:10:05,233 They're fully booked. - What are we going to do? 244 00:10:05,333 --> 00:10:08,333 Oh, I could get you a coach. 245 00:10:08,433 --> 00:10:09,233 Could you, Sid? 246 00:10:09,333 --> 00:10:10,333 Yeah. 247 00:10:10,433 --> 00:10:11,767 My brother-in-law is in the coach business. 248 00:10:11,867 --> 00:10:14,133 He lets you out for old change and old age pensioners. 249 00:10:14,233 --> 00:10:15,567 I drive for him in me spare time. 250 00:10:15,667 --> 00:10:17,867 Would you like to go and ring him, Sidney? 251 00:10:17,967 --> 00:10:19,700 I'll don't mind to pop around the corner. 252 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:21,067 It's not very far. 253 00:10:21,167 --> 00:10:22,600 I'll be back 10 minutes with a cockroach and more. 254 00:10:22,700 --> 00:10:23,533 With a coach. 255 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:36,133 Stop this at once, geez. 256 00:10:36,233 --> 00:10:39,167 I expect they're anxious to get started. 257 00:10:39,267 --> 00:10:41,033 Why don't you get going and we'll follow on as soon 258 00:10:41,133 --> 00:10:42,900 as Sid arrives. What a good idea. 259 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,967 Now Mrs. Hunter, will you get on the boss? 260 00:10:45,067 --> 00:10:46,567 Allow me. 261 00:10:46,667 --> 00:10:48,833 Thank you. 262 00:10:48,933 --> 00:10:49,800 All right. 263 00:10:49,900 --> 00:10:50,700 Ms. Courtney. 264 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:51,833 No, I'm not going. 265 00:10:51,933 --> 00:10:53,600 Oh, you've changed your mind? 266 00:10:53,700 --> 00:10:56,400 No, I am getting on your coach with you. 267 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:09,067 Stop it, please. 268 00:11:09,167 --> 00:11:10,333 Oh, blimey. 269 00:11:10,433 --> 00:11:12,600 I'm thinking we are missing the bus. 270 00:11:12,700 --> 00:11:13,633 No, no, no. 271 00:11:13,733 --> 00:11:15,600 Ours hasn't arrived yet. 272 00:11:15,700 --> 00:11:17,633 We are being OK. 273 00:11:17,733 --> 00:11:18,900 All right. 274 00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:23,700 Hey, you've got some beer as well. 275 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:24,800 Why don't we have a drink now? 276 00:11:24,900 --> 00:11:27,033 That's a good idea. 277 00:11:27,133 --> 00:11:30,033 It is not a good idea at all. 278 00:11:30,133 --> 00:11:32,600 This is supposed to be an educational trip, 279 00:11:32,700 --> 00:11:34,700 not a tippler's tour. 280 00:11:49,533 --> 00:11:50,367 Here we are. 281 00:11:50,467 --> 00:11:51,600 Is this the best you can do, Sid? 282 00:11:51,700 --> 00:11:52,533 Don't worry. 283 00:11:52,633 --> 00:11:53,533 She's very comfortable. 284 00:11:53,633 --> 00:11:55,533 Just like riding on a cushion of air. 285 00:12:02,433 --> 00:12:03,933 And don't forget there's plenty 286 00:12:04,033 --> 00:12:06,900 more where this came from. 287 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:10,533 Hey, when we get on coach, you and me, we sit together. 288 00:12:10,633 --> 00:12:11,467 OK? 289 00:12:11,567 --> 00:12:12,300 Aye. 290 00:12:12,400 --> 00:12:13,633 I'm a sit next to Danielle. 291 00:12:13,733 --> 00:12:14,833 You go sit next to Ingrid. 292 00:12:14,933 --> 00:12:15,767 Hey. 293 00:12:15,867 --> 00:12:16,733 No, no, no. 294 00:12:16,833 --> 00:12:19,100 Ingrid sits beside me. 295 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:22,200 I would very much like to sit with Ingrid. 296 00:12:25,433 --> 00:12:27,300 What are you arguing about now? 297 00:12:27,400 --> 00:12:30,133 It's about where we sit on the coach, professore. 298 00:12:30,233 --> 00:12:33,733 But Danielle is desperate to sit next to me. 299 00:12:33,833 --> 00:12:34,867 Is that right, Danielle? 300 00:12:34,967 --> 00:12:35,833 No. 301 00:12:35,933 --> 00:12:36,800 You see. 302 00:12:36,900 --> 00:12:38,267 She wants to sit next to me. 303 00:12:38,367 --> 00:12:39,200 Yes? 304 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:40,100 No. 305 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:42,367 I want to sit next to Mr. Brown. 306 00:12:42,467 --> 00:12:44,633 I like Mr. Brown to sit with. 307 00:12:44,733 --> 00:12:46,833 You not sit next to Mr. Brown, you Swedish bas-- 308 00:12:49,267 --> 00:12:51,167 Everybody sit down in your places, please. 309 00:12:53,967 --> 00:12:57,000 As we have some time to wait for the coach, 310 00:12:57,100 --> 00:12:59,467 and in order to avoid any further arguments, 311 00:12:59,567 --> 00:13:00,867 we will draw lots. 312 00:13:00,967 --> 00:13:03,667 Lots of what? 313 00:13:03,767 --> 00:13:07,967 Drawing lots will decide who will sit next to who. 314 00:13:08,067 --> 00:13:09,333 All right. 315 00:13:09,433 --> 00:13:10,700 So I want you to write your names on these pieces 316 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:12,133 of paper I'm giving you. 317 00:13:12,233 --> 00:13:14,400 And then we will put them in the waste paper basket 318 00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:17,533 and draw them out one at a time. 319 00:13:17,633 --> 00:13:20,000 Liko Bingo. 320 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:22,233 Similar to Bingo, yes. 321 00:13:22,333 --> 00:13:24,900 Don't forget to write your name. 322 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:26,600 No, I won't, Danielle. 323 00:13:26,700 --> 00:13:27,600 All right. 324 00:13:27,700 --> 00:13:28,600 Everybody finished? 325 00:13:28,700 --> 00:13:29,800 All right. 326 00:13:29,900 --> 00:13:31,733 Now fold them up and put them in here. 327 00:13:31,833 --> 00:13:34,667 And this time when I draw them out, that will be final. 328 00:13:34,767 --> 00:13:35,700 I don't want any more arguments. 329 00:13:35,800 --> 00:13:37,033 Is that understood? 330 00:13:37,133 --> 00:13:38,300 Yeah. 331 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:39,200 Good. 332 00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:40,800 Right. 333 00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:42,133 Everybody ready then? 334 00:13:42,233 --> 00:13:45,167 Ingrid, will you give them a shake for me, please? 335 00:13:45,267 --> 00:13:48,633 Yeah, I shake it for you. 336 00:13:48,733 --> 00:13:50,600 Good. 337 00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:56,533 Ali. 338 00:13:56,633 --> 00:13:57,767 Oh dear me. 339 00:13:57,867 --> 00:14:00,867 Who is going to be the lucky one to be getting me? 340 00:14:00,967 --> 00:14:01,767 Ranjeet. 341 00:14:05,467 --> 00:14:07,300 Can you please stop it again? 342 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:08,133 No. 343 00:14:08,233 --> 00:14:09,500 It's a perfectly fair system. 344 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:13,933 In any case it's time you two learned to coexist. 345 00:14:14,033 --> 00:14:15,367 Max. 346 00:14:15,467 --> 00:14:19,967 If the next name is Giovanni, I'm not going. 347 00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:21,333 Anna. 348 00:14:21,433 --> 00:14:23,233 On second thoughts, I'd rather have Giovanni. 349 00:14:26,067 --> 00:14:27,467 You are very rude. 350 00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:32,167 I was only joking. 351 00:14:34,533 --> 00:14:36,633 When we get on coach you and me, we sit at the back. 352 00:14:36,733 --> 00:14:37,900 OK? 353 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,067 We sit at the front and no funny business. 354 00:14:44,867 --> 00:14:46,600 Danielle. 355 00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:50,367 Please let it be me. 356 00:14:50,467 --> 00:14:51,467 Zultan. 357 00:14:51,567 --> 00:14:54,267 Santa Maria. 358 00:14:54,367 --> 00:14:58,933 You will sit next to Danielle on the coach. 359 00:14:59,033 --> 00:15:00,233 Ah, thank you. 360 00:15:07,967 --> 00:15:08,867 Taro. 361 00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:13,533 Jamila. 362 00:15:13,633 --> 00:15:16,300 Happy to sit next to you. 363 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:20,600 I am also most happy to be sitting next to you. 364 00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:22,100 Ingrid. 365 00:15:22,200 --> 00:15:24,400 Profesor, please. 366 00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:25,333 Juan. 367 00:15:29,533 --> 00:15:30,667 Giovanni. 368 00:15:30,767 --> 00:15:35,200 It's got to be Su-Lee or you, professore. 369 00:15:35,300 --> 00:15:36,433 Su-Lee. 370 00:15:36,533 --> 00:15:38,867 But who are you to be sitting next to, professor? 371 00:15:38,967 --> 00:15:41,000 Come along, everybody. 372 00:15:58,533 --> 00:15:59,700 - Come along, Mr. Brown. - Right. 373 00:15:59,800 --> 00:16:00,700 You no where we're going, Sid? 374 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:02,800 No idea. 375 00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:05,700 Then how does he think he is going to get us there. 376 00:16:05,800 --> 00:16:07,100 Oh, don't worry, Ms. Courtney. 377 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,167 I've got a map and a pretty good sense of direction. 378 00:16:09,267 --> 00:16:10,733 We'll be there in time. 379 00:16:19,733 --> 00:16:21,167 I am thinking we are lost. 380 00:16:21,267 --> 00:16:22,267 We are not lost. 381 00:16:22,367 --> 00:16:23,633 Now where are we, Sid? 382 00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,133 I don't know. You had the map. 383 00:16:25,233 --> 00:16:26,667 You were doing the navigating. 384 00:16:26,767 --> 00:16:28,700 Well I couldn't read it in that old bone shaker of yours. 385 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:30,100 It kept jiggling up and down. 386 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,833 Then you should have jiggled up and down with it. 387 00:16:31,933 --> 00:16:34,033 We are most definitely lost. 388 00:16:34,133 --> 00:16:35,167 We are not lost. 389 00:16:35,267 --> 00:16:36,467 We're just not where we should be. 390 00:16:36,567 --> 00:16:38,767 Perhaps you could show us where we should be. 391 00:16:38,867 --> 00:16:39,867 Well, I know where we should be. 392 00:16:39,967 --> 00:16:41,067 I just don't know where we are. 393 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:44,967 Look, we passed a sign just down the road. 394 00:16:45,067 --> 00:16:46,267 Now did anybody see what it said? 395 00:16:46,367 --> 00:16:47,533 - Yes, please. - Right. 396 00:16:47,633 --> 00:16:48,667 Well, I'll look it up on the map and then 397 00:16:48,767 --> 00:16:50,167 we will know where we are. 398 00:16:50,267 --> 00:16:52,333 I really don't think that would be much help, Mr. Brown. 399 00:16:52,433 --> 00:16:53,567 With all due respect, Ms. Courtney, 400 00:16:53,667 --> 00:16:55,200 I happen to possess a pathfinders badge 401 00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:56,433 from the Boy Scouts. 402 00:16:56,533 --> 00:16:58,367 So I know quite a bit about map reading. 403 00:16:58,467 --> 00:17:00,733 Once I know what the sign said, it's a simple matter 404 00:17:00,833 --> 00:17:01,900 to find out our exact location. 405 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,933 Now what did the sign say? 406 00:17:04,033 --> 00:17:05,033 Cattle crossing. 407 00:17:07,933 --> 00:17:11,167 Do you think you can find that on the map, Mr. Brown? 408 00:17:11,267 --> 00:17:12,967 I'm telling you, we are lost. 409 00:17:13,067 --> 00:17:14,767 If you don't shut up you'll be lost cuz when 410 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,667 we move off we'll abandon you. 411 00:17:16,767 --> 00:17:19,867 Well, I suggest we carry on until we get to a main road. 412 00:17:19,967 --> 00:17:21,300 There's bound to be a sign post. - Good idea. 413 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:23,433 All right. Start her up, Sid. 414 00:17:23,533 --> 00:17:24,733 Come on everyone. 415 00:17:24,833 --> 00:17:26,667 Finish your drink. 416 00:17:26,767 --> 00:17:28,800 We're leaving. 417 00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:33,233 Now what's the matter? 418 00:17:33,333 --> 00:17:35,767 Well it sounds to me as if the engine won't start. 419 00:17:35,867 --> 00:17:38,067 That is paintedly obvious. 420 00:17:38,167 --> 00:17:41,133 The engine won't start. 421 00:17:41,233 --> 00:17:42,800 Why won't it start? 422 00:17:42,900 --> 00:17:43,767 Well, hang on a minute. 423 00:17:43,867 --> 00:17:45,133 We'll find out. 424 00:17:45,233 --> 00:17:48,200 Boys, give us a hand with that bollie, will ya? 425 00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:53,833 Oh, I and Mr, Brown, switch the ignition on when I tell you. 426 00:17:53,933 --> 00:17:56,500 All right. 427 00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:58,700 Switch on. 428 00:18:03,800 --> 00:18:04,900 Funny. 429 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,533 Sid, your petrol gauge reads empty. 430 00:18:07,633 --> 00:18:08,467 Yeah, well it's broken. 431 00:18:08,567 --> 00:18:10,900 It always reads empty. 432 00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,700 So how do you know when it is empty? 433 00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,000 I got a dipstick here, see. 434 00:18:15,100 --> 00:18:16,900 Stand back and let me through. 435 00:18:17,000 --> 00:18:18,167 Stand back Ms. Courtney. 436 00:18:18,267 --> 00:18:20,100 You see, this is the petroleum. 437 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:23,200 We put the dipstick in as far as it'll go. 438 00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:26,600 That tells you whether it's fuller or whether it's empty. 439 00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:28,267 Well, it's empty. 440 00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:31,767 Marvelous. 441 00:18:31,867 --> 00:18:33,200 We don't know where we are. 442 00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:34,433 And even if we did, we wouldn't be able to get anywhere. 443 00:18:34,533 --> 00:18:38,967 Ah, never mind. I'll go find a garage. 444 00:18:39,067 --> 00:18:41,300 Hey, why don't we have another. 445 00:18:44,733 --> 00:18:45,967 Might as well, I suppose. 446 00:18:46,067 --> 00:18:47,667 There's no telling how long til Sid will be here. 447 00:18:47,767 --> 00:18:48,567 Give me a sip of that. 448 00:18:48,667 --> 00:18:49,500 Ms. Courtney. 449 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:50,833 No thank you. 450 00:18:50,933 --> 00:18:52,700 And I don't think any of you should have a drink either. 451 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:56,233 Oh, come on Ms. C. One little drink won't harm anyone. 452 00:18:56,333 --> 00:19:00,800 They have already consumed two of those large cans. 453 00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:04,200 What goes in must eventually come out. 454 00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:07,433 And it could lead to a lot of embarrassment. 455 00:19:07,533 --> 00:19:09,867 Excuse me, please. 456 00:19:09,967 --> 00:19:13,700 I'm not really wanting to be embarrassing. 457 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:15,300 Then you will have to wait. 458 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:17,567 Oh, blimey. 459 00:19:17,667 --> 00:19:20,700 I shall wait on the coach. 460 00:19:20,800 --> 00:19:22,000 Right. Well come on. 461 00:19:22,100 --> 00:19:23,533 Gather around, everyone. 462 00:19:23,633 --> 00:19:25,533 While we're waiting for Sid we might as well have a lesson. 463 00:19:25,633 --> 00:19:27,100 Aw, no lesson. 464 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:30,167 Mr. Brown, we're not in the class. 465 00:19:30,267 --> 00:19:33,733 It no good to work on Sundays. 466 00:19:33,833 --> 00:19:38,300 Six days shall thou be in labor. 467 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:40,400 In China, people work every day. 468 00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:44,333 With respeto, we are not in China. 469 00:19:44,433 --> 00:19:45,667 All right, all right we. 470 00:19:45,767 --> 00:19:47,767 Will play a game. 471 00:19:47,867 --> 00:19:49,467 I know a good game. 472 00:19:49,567 --> 00:19:50,967 A Kick or a Kiss. 473 00:19:51,067 --> 00:19:52,600 Never heard of it. 474 00:19:52,700 --> 00:19:55,500 The boys chase the girls and when they catch one 475 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:58,967 they say, what do you want, a kick or a kiss? 476 00:19:59,067 --> 00:20:00,100 That's a good game. 477 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:03,033 From you, I prefer a kick. 478 00:20:03,133 --> 00:20:04,933 We will play I Spy. 479 00:20:05,033 --> 00:20:06,067 Now that is a game that will help 480 00:20:06,167 --> 00:20:07,567 you all with your vocabulary. 481 00:20:07,667 --> 00:20:09,500 Now, you get the first letter of something you can see. 482 00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,533 And anybody else has to try and guess what it is. 483 00:20:11,633 --> 00:20:13,567 I'll start it off so you can see how it's played. 484 00:20:13,667 --> 00:20:22,400 I spy with my little eye something beginning with G. 485 00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:23,233 Gigi. 486 00:20:23,333 --> 00:20:25,767 No, it couldn't be. 487 00:20:25,867 --> 00:20:26,967 Giovanni. 488 00:20:27,067 --> 00:20:27,900 No. 489 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,400 I'll give you a clue. 490 00:20:29,500 --> 00:20:30,933 I'm sitting on it. 491 00:20:31,033 --> 00:20:32,033 Bottom. 492 00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:35,800 No, Max. 493 00:20:35,900 --> 00:20:36,933 Gate. 494 00:20:37,033 --> 00:20:38,300 Oh, gate. 495 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:39,233 OK. 496 00:20:39,333 --> 00:20:40,600 All right, who's going to go next? 497 00:20:40,700 --> 00:20:41,533 Yes, please. 498 00:20:41,633 --> 00:20:42,900 Ranjeet. 499 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:48,467 I am spying with my little eye something beginning with N. 500 00:20:48,567 --> 00:20:50,167 N, everyone. 501 00:20:50,267 --> 00:20:51,700 - Nose? - No. 502 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:52,633 Nuttle. 503 00:20:52,733 --> 00:20:53,867 No. 504 00:20:53,967 --> 00:20:54,767 Nesto. 505 00:20:54,867 --> 00:20:55,700 No. 506 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:57,433 Neck. 507 00:20:57,533 --> 00:20:58,433 No. 508 00:20:58,533 --> 00:20:59,367 Nut. 509 00:20:59,467 --> 00:21:00,333 No. 510 00:21:00,433 --> 00:21:01,233 Nail. 511 00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:02,333 No. 512 00:21:02,433 --> 00:21:03,067 Knitting. 513 00:21:03,167 --> 00:21:04,967 You are being stupid. 514 00:21:05,067 --> 00:21:07,100 Knitting is not starting with a N. 515 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,533 Well done, Ranjeet. 516 00:21:08,633 --> 00:21:09,667 In fact, we give up. 517 00:21:09,767 --> 00:21:11,833 Now you tell us what is it that begins with N. 518 00:21:11,933 --> 00:21:12,733 Engine. 519 00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:18,333 You damn fool. 520 00:21:18,433 --> 00:21:20,567 You are being more stupid than I. 521 00:21:20,667 --> 00:21:24,000 Don't you call me stupid, you Pakistani.. 522 00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:24,933 Quiet. 523 00:21:25,033 --> 00:21:26,900 Don't you two start again. 524 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:28,400 Hey. 525 00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:31,267 Mr. Brown, I got some petrol from an old farm over there. 526 00:21:31,367 --> 00:21:32,600 I'll get you there in no time. 527 00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:33,867 Right. Come on everyone. 528 00:21:33,967 --> 00:21:34,800 All aboard. 529 00:21:54,033 --> 00:21:55,067 Hurry up. 530 00:21:55,167 --> 00:21:56,333 Everybody out. 531 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:02,267 Come along. 532 00:22:07,933 --> 00:22:10,033 Hey, hey, wait a minute. 533 00:22:10,133 --> 00:22:11,433 Where do you think you're going? 534 00:22:11,533 --> 00:22:14,233 We are going to visit Barclay's Hall. 535 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,067 No, you're not. Shove on. 536 00:22:16,167 --> 00:22:17,400 Don't speak to us like that. 537 00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:19,900 I should report you to the Earl of Barclay. 538 00:22:20,000 --> 00:22:22,233 I am the Earl of Barclay. 539 00:22:22,333 --> 00:22:25,233 Now push off before I sick the dogs on you. 540 00:22:25,333 --> 00:22:27,533 Look, you don't understand. 541 00:22:27,633 --> 00:22:30,133 We have come to visit your stately home. 542 00:22:30,233 --> 00:22:32,067 Well you are too late. 543 00:22:32,167 --> 00:22:34,233 I only open the house from 12:00 to 4:00. 544 00:22:34,333 --> 00:22:36,400 It's now a quarter to 5:00. 545 00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:37,633 Now shove on. 546 00:22:37,733 --> 00:22:39,467 But please, your earlship, couldn't you possibly- 547 00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:40,367 Certainly not. 548 00:22:49,233 --> 00:22:50,700 I don't believe it. 549 00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:52,100 What a waste of a day. 550 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,133 Well it was a nice drive. 551 00:22:54,233 --> 00:22:55,900 It was a terrible drive. 552 00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,167 Do you think so? 553 00:22:57,267 --> 00:23:01,167 You had better take us home, Sidney. 554 00:23:01,267 --> 00:23:04,000 And for goodness sake, Mr. Brown, 555 00:23:04,100 --> 00:23:05,933 try not to lose us this time. 556 00:23:06,033 --> 00:23:07,133 Don't worry, Ms. Courtney, I never 557 00:23:07,233 --> 00:23:08,667 make the same mistake twice. 558 00:23:08,767 --> 00:23:09,567 All right. 559 00:23:09,667 --> 00:23:11,433 Come on you lot. Get in. 560 00:23:17,100 --> 00:23:18,567 I think we're up here. 561 00:23:18,667 --> 00:23:19,367 No. 562 00:23:19,467 --> 00:23:20,800 We're definitely down here. 563 00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:22,500 You are both wrong. 564 00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:24,067 We are over here. 565 00:23:24,167 --> 00:23:25,467 Excuse, please. 566 00:23:25,567 --> 00:23:26,933 I know where we are. 567 00:23:27,033 --> 00:23:28,233 Well how? 568 00:23:28,333 --> 00:23:30,967 We are where we have been before. 569 00:23:31,067 --> 00:23:32,167 Well how do you know that? 570 00:23:32,267 --> 00:23:35,833 I'm finding out in our drinking tins. 571 00:23:35,933 --> 00:23:36,833 Hey, well that's easy then. 572 00:23:36,933 --> 00:23:37,833 Isn't it? 573 00:23:37,933 --> 00:23:39,033 I know me way back from here. 574 00:23:39,133 --> 00:23:40,033 Thank goodness for that. 575 00:23:40,133 --> 00:23:40,933 Come on, everybody. 576 00:23:41,033 --> 00:23:42,233 Back on the coach. 577 00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:44,367 Hey, we go in the back? 578 00:23:50,733 --> 00:23:53,800 I think I am going to scream. 579 00:23:53,900 --> 00:23:54,900 Now what are we going to do? 580 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,733 There's only one thing we can do. 581 00:23:56,833 --> 00:23:58,100 Come on, everybody. 582 00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:00,800 I spy with my little eye something beginning with. 583 00:24:01,833 --> 00:24:02,633 Rain.